Cagliari Is A Bunch Of *****

By: Steven | December 11th, 2008

As I’m off for the weekend from friday, Lorenzo will be doing this weeks preview. But I wanted to leave you guys with this: Massihomo Cellino is angry. The Cagliari Crazy Clown was not amused by Zamparini’s comments after Sundays charade.

After hitting out at the retard in fluorescent yellow, the fat bloke in charge of the Lega Calcio and that bald jizzlubber at the head of the retards commission, Zampa found the time right to hit out at Cellino. A brief impression: Zampa said that the vice-president of the Lega Calcio clearly had a hand in last Sunday’s game, and that the likes of Antonio Giraudo and Luciano Moggi are still present in Italian football. The man he was speaking about, is Cellino. And now the goatlovin’ homo’s from Pirate’s Island are boo-hoo:

“”Le espressioni utilizzate dal Sig. Zamparini, probabilmente frutto del rammarico derivante dalla sconfitta contro una Società ritenuta “provinciale”, appaiono di pessimo gusto, censurabili e comunque non aderenti minimamente alla realtà dei fatti.

Pertanto, pur rinnovando la stima nei confronti del Sig. Zamparini, certi che si sia trattato di uno sfogo dovuto esclusivamente al risultato negativo, la Goatfuckers Calcio S.p.A. ed il suo Presidente, Dott. Massihomo Cellino, esprimono grande rammarico per le dichiarazioni espresse, invitando il Presidente del club rosanero a rettificare quanto affermato, nel contempo porgendo le proprie scuse alla scrivente Società, e ad i suoi dirigenti e tifosi. “

For all you Romanistas, a small english summary:

“His declarations, probably stemming from the disappointing defeat to a club deemed to be ‘provincial’, were tasteless… and we demand that he issue a retraction and apologize to this club, their directors and the fans.”

As our beloved prez would say:

“Massimo, shut the fuck up.”



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  • alessandro d'agostino |  December 11th, 2008 at 6:27 am

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    if liverani is still our main centrocampista after january then i really do give up

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  • ricci |  December 11th, 2008 at 6:51 am

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    Konko = a quality buy. The thing I like about this player is that his transition from attacking to defense and vice versa is very seamless, dare I say “Pulzetti-esque”

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  • Steven |  December 11th, 2008 at 6:52 am

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    And the best thing is, ‘according to his manager’ he really wants to come here.

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  • ricci |  December 11th, 2008 at 6:56 am

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    I remember Sevilla paying quite a bit for him, are there any figures being thrown around?

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  • Steven |  December 11th, 2008 at 7:02 am

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    Sevilla paid 9 million.

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  • ricci |  December 11th, 2008 at 7:11 am

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    oof. Lot of money for a guy who hasn’t even been playing. I wonder how much they’ll ask for him.

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  • Steven |  December 11th, 2008 at 7:17 am

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    I’m guessing a loan + option.

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  • ricci |  December 11th, 2008 at 7:48 am

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    Pretty good deal for us if that’s the case.

    That picture of Cellino is incredibly disturbing.

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  • LorenzoRosanero |  December 11th, 2008 at 8:10 am

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    Yeah, Sevilla would definitely want some sort of compensation given how much they paid for him. Nice to see that Konko would be keen on the move though.

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  • alessandro d'agostino |  December 11th, 2008 at 8:34 am

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    would rather have pulzetti as he has been playing more consistently. although if we get him on loan then that would be great

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  • alessandro d'agostino |  December 11th, 2008 at 9:46 am

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    atalanta is going to sign vantaggiato in january, hes actually quite good (should have bought him instead of succi) but this could mean floccari is on his way out….

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  • CUCS |  December 11th, 2008 at 10:40 am

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    No new signings will keep you from your fate and that is relegation.

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  • LorenzoRosanero |  December 11th, 2008 at 11:18 am

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    Aww how cute…our little pecker has come back to pay us a visit. Oh, and sharing his “expert advice” in the world of calcio. Unfortunately, your knowledge of calcio is about as good as Richard Simmon’s knowledge of a v*gina.

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  • Giro |  December 11th, 2008 at 12:24 pm

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    lol…. Cucs who can you guys afford? Crespo… haha another big team wash out.

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  • ricci |  December 11th, 2008 at 12:31 pm

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    CUCS def snaps his carrot all day waiting for people to respond to his posts, it’s the only conversation he gets all day. YUGE loser.

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  • ndcolin |  December 11th, 2008 at 1:49 pm

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    they were indicted in calcipoli for a reason

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  • ndcolin |  December 11th, 2008 at 1:54 pm

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    CUCS, it’s a shame. before a-holes like you came onto this blog i actually supported roma in the champions league since i saw them as the “least evil” of the italian teams there.

    cling to your claim that your three scudetti make the giallorossi an “elite club” and get the h!@# out

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  • Nino |  December 11th, 2008 at 5:15 pm

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    seriously roma fans need to screw there heads back on
    genoa and torino both have more scudetti than you guys

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  • alessio |  December 11th, 2008 at 6:05 pm

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    and lega pro strugglers PRO VERCELLI

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  • Gay Pride (AS ROMA Division) |  December 11th, 2008 at 6:09 pm

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    I find this title very offensive!!

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  • LorenzoRosanero |  December 11th, 2008 at 6:43 pm

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    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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  • ricci |  December 11th, 2008 at 6:51 pm

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    bahahahahahahahah

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  • Ro |  December 11th, 2008 at 7:19 pm

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    hahaha

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  • CUCS |  December 11th, 2008 at 9:08 pm

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    Let’s see you like to mention cocks and wear pink

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  • LorenzoRosanero |  December 11th, 2008 at 11:28 pm

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    We don’t need to hear about your fantasies, dude. Keep that stuff on the Roma blog along with Pauly Nuts & Co.

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