Lazy Wednesday Afternoon

By: Steven | November 14th, 2007

So, what to talk about? The Azzurri are preparing to kick some Scottish arse, the Lega Calcio is still thinking about what to do after the riots this weekend, Juventus is calling Zamparini ten times a day to ask him to throw the game in exchange for two Fiat Bravo’s and a brand new New Holland tractor…what or who could possibly be able to get rid of the boredom? Who else than Mariano Grimaldi!!! “Mariano Who?” Well boys and girls, Mariano Grimaldi is a part of the group of the lowest creatures on planet Earth. The man is a player agent. Of none other than…

Amauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuriiiiiiiii

Even people without a lot of intelligence will get the point: ‘Amauri will be leaving in January.’ Seriously, I’ve had it with this guy Grimaldi. Last year, when Amauri hadn’t played for 6 months, he was telling the world that Liverpool AND Chelsea were after his client. In September, he added Juventus, Milan, Inter, Manchester Shitty, Lyon and Olympiakos to that list. And now “Amauri’s name is on everyone’s lips”. And the crap continues: “He would love to play in the Champions League, but he’ll always have some Pink and Black in his heart.” Zip it man, or i’ll have a lot of pink with blue veins for your ass. Can you believe this? I can imagine agents trying to sell their players to get a bit of that sweet, sweet transfer money for themselves, but this is getting rediculous. If i’d be Amauri, I’d capoeira Grimaldi’s ass off to Far Far Away. Personally, I don’t think he’s leaving. I think he’s afraid of Zamparini.

Talking about Zamparini, he said something intelligent this morning. Hell didn’t freeze over, kids, he really did. So what did he say? Let’s see:

* “Brienza will definitely stay in January. He’s a big asset to the team.”
* “Fontana is playing fantastic, to my surprise. I’d love to get Amelia, but right now i’m sticking with Fontana.”
* “In January, Agliardi will have to go and play somewhere else.”

Let’s summarize: yeeeeeeeeeeey! Brienza’s staying, there might be a bid for Amelia and…Agliardi is going! Finally. If i was the big man behind the team, i would have fired his ass after sucking away against Sampdoria last year. Bring on the Amelia!