LiveBlog: Palermo – Fiorentina

By: Steven | October 26th, 2008

Conclusion: we got screwed. Not only by the ref on that slamdunk-goal from Tuffo, but also by the total incompetence of our star signings Raggi and Liverani. The good thing is that we now know that Raggi’s miserable game against Udinese wasn’t just coincedence. I say we ship him to Ficantieri Palermo. Or Parma, whichever’s worst.

Did we deserve to lose? No. We had lots of chances, we played fairly well and Fioremerda wasn’t all that good. But what does that give you? Nothing. Right column, five points behind the leaders. Wednesday we travel to Lecce. Not taking all three points might already mean Balla’s end.

94′ Final Whistle.
93′ Come on, 1 more minute, this sucks.
91′ 4 minutes added.
90′ Lanza77, almost…
‘89′ Im’ sorry, I just fell asleep, or something…time for the whistle.
85′ Cavani goes close again! Sweet header. He really wants to prove himself…
84′ Close, again. Shame.
83′ Oh! So close…but still no Cavani-goal…
81′ Raggi stole a ball. Call the Guiness book of world records…
79′ Lanza’s doing great. Now if he would just learn the Offside rules…
78′ BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
77′ That’s right Marco. Kill that gipsy.
74′ Liverani has another bad pass. ‘It’s not Liverani’s evening, i think’ You think? YOU THINK??? Stupid Scottish cunt…
73′ How is that not a free kick, you fuck?
72′ Jimmy, dude, you really want me to have a heart attack?
70′ Why the fuck did Liverani take that freekick??? Is he paying to play??
69′ Yes! Freekick in a great place, and yellow for babyface. At least the Aussie’s still fighting.
68′ Lanzafame in. Finally.
67′ The commenter annoys me. ‘Palei-mo arrrrrr onley fojf points behoind first place…’ yeah, well, it’s five points, that’s too much.
65′ Vargas has a star tattooed on his arm. I’d love to cut it out and stick it up his filthy spick ass.
63′ This seems like the end for the fighting spirit. Nobody dares to take a shot.
62′ And that’s game. Liverani error, terrible covering in the back. 1-3.
60′ Everytime Montolivo’s coming, our backline retreats. He’s 12 years old, just bring his babyface down!
58′ Tuffo being dangerous again. He reminds me of Pippo Inzaghi…ugly and gay.
57′ Kjaer is on. Great tackle.
56′ Oh yeah, that’s right, Liveblogging…nothing happened, we’re doing a good job, Comotto is terrible.
50′ Simplici-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1-2!!!!!!!! Did you see that work? Balza, Micco, Cavani and then Fabioloso!!!
49′ We’re back! Had some stream problems, so i only know that Jimmy is in. Yeey!

Halftime. Conclusions? The new NBA-season started about 45 minutes ago instead of next tuesday, Raggi + HDF = San Francisco 1906 times ten, the referee is as blind as Stevie Wonder and my hate for everything Viola has grown to a Roma-level.

47′ WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK???????????????? That was about 1 fuckin’ millimeter?????? How can you see that, but not see that fuckin’ piece of inbred diving scum toss in the ball with his hand?????????
46′ Liverani is actually playing pretty good. Micco freekick.
44′ I can’t believe it. We are creating one chance after the other, and they have two and make a 100% record…
42′ Raggi and HDF fuck it up, Zingaro scores. 0-2. Balla feels the axe hanging.
39′ Zingaro goes close, yet again.
37′ Marco Bresciano, i’m close to taking back everything I ever said about you. I’m taking your shirt out of the closet.
35′ Today’s Miccoli might well be one of Serie A’s best attackers of the season. And Dainelli already coming off. 54 is just a little too old to play top level football, Krolldrup is coming on. Never knew Serie A allowed girls to play in the first team?
33′ HDF looking a bit better, but his shoulder really seems to bother him.
32′ Ooooooh! It would’ve been so beautiful! Hippiedude, this is your day!
29′ Goddamned, why do you have to wait so long to pass that ball?????
28′ Zingaro bomb. Amelia looking good for once.
26′ Give us a goddamn consolidation penalty, you fuckin’ asshole ref! And Vargas should stop whining…
25′ Goddamn! Micco’s firing at will, but there always seems to be a Purple fag in the way…
22′ Just got a call from Balzaretti. He’s gonna do a two-legged horizontal kick on Gila’s anus.
20′ Fuck. 0-1. Tuffo drags down HDF and knocks the ball in with his hand. I hope Raggi takes both of his balls and kneecaps.
18′ Vargas, dude. It’s football, not American Football, the goal is only 2.something metres high.
16′ CamperMan shoots, misses.
14′ Tuffo controls ball with Palermitano clinging on, doesn’t go down. Nobel Prize Committee already on the phone to give him an award.
13′ The shakyness of this backline gives me worse runs than those 17 bottles of Stella last night.
10′ Good effort by The Hippie, and a good second shot by Bresciano…but not good enough yet.
9′ Defense is looking like the writing on the Chievo-blog…pretty bad.
7′ Lo Zingaro is already fuckin’ with Raggi. Not good.
6′ Miccoli shoots the ball in the net, but is 3 cm offside. Bummer.
4′ Viola-header causing danger, good clearance. Second header by Tuffo going past.
2′ Is it just me, or is Miccoli looking a little fat these days? Seems like all those panelle and arancine are finally making their way too Mighty Mouse’s belly.
1′ One minute in, and Santana already knocked down HDF…filthy argentine!

Alright already then, we’re up! I just saw Lorenzo’s eyebrow-pic, so i’m still a little shocked. Gilartuffo is playing, so is Liverani. Let’s get this thing going!

One hour and ten minutes to go. I’m counting on you guys.