* We’re still hunting for attackers. According to TMW, we’re after Triestina-striker Granoche.

He looks goddamn ugly, but he managed 24 goals in 41 games in Serie B. To get him to Palermo, Primavera-striker Davis Curiale might be shipped off to Trieste. Curiale is also wanted by Bari and Bologna.

* Bologna also wants Federico Agliardi. Nice, get him off the island as soon as possible.

* The Liverani-transfer should come to a close today, Floccari might be a Palermitano later this week.

* Zamp and Fioremerda have an agreement over Cocksuckzagli. Now it’s time for the little fairy to discuss money.

* Later today, Cristian Abbiati may be announced as our new keeper. Atletico wants 1.5 million, Zampa wants to give it. Possible successor of Abbiati in Madrid: Marco Amelia.

* More suckers moving out: Napoli and Man Shitty both want Baldy Bresciano. Do you guys want some panelle with that?

* The ‘Foggia for Cavani’-rumours are getting louder and louder. I say we do it.

* Reggina-president Foti has decided to start being an asshole. He said he might let Salvo Aronica move to Palermo, but only if Ciccio Brienza can stay in Reggio Calabria. Hmm…

That’s all for today guys, enjoy!

- Foshi has apparently apologised concerning his outbreak against The Ref on Sunday’s game against Messina. According to StadioNews and US Città di Palermo site, Foshi made a public apology at the Centro Educativo Ignaziano di Palermo about his behavior stating that “On Sunday at Messina, I lost control and was justly taken away from the pitch.” Which is nice and all, but anyone else think that maybe, this apology isn’t as sincere as it could be? I smell ultimatiums.

- Our favorite center-back, Andrea Barzagli, who shall now be referred to as Drea and/or Barza, continues to fuel transfer rumours and heart attacks to any Rosanero fans as he states that “My staying in Palermo does not depend on a Champion League spot.” Oi, my heart. It hurts. And just when we thought it was safe to think of him in next years team.

- Cristian Zaccardo, now forever known as Cris or Zacca, is in a desperate need of a haircut, and needs to stop being so full of angst. Although it is quite hot.

- Multiple players from the Primavera squad have been training with the first squad this past week. Here’s me hoping for a Cossentino/Ficano/Curiale/Genosia Serie A debut this Sunday.

- Zampazord hasn’t said anything in the past few days. Weird. However, Palermo are honoring him with a sort of Siclian award for his good and hard work with the province of Sicily, and trying to better their community. I’m sure Zampa approves.

- Unless you’re living in Italy, or have magic powers, NO ONE is playing the game in North America. Not even on delay. Woe. Curse you MilanDerby&Government, curse you!

Alright, that’s it for tonight. If anyone would be kind enough to point me in the direction of adding pictures to these posts, I’d appreciate muchly.