Did we deserve to lose? No. We had lots of chances, we played fairly well and Fioremerda wasn’t all that good. But what does that give you? Nothing. Right column, five points behind the leaders. Wednesday we travel to Lecce. Not taking all three points might already mean Balla’s end.

94′ Final Whistle.
93′ Come on, 1 more minute, this sucks.
91′ 4 minutes added.
90′ Lanza77, almost…
‘89′ Im’ sorry, I just fell asleep, or something…time for the whistle.
85′ Cavani goes close again! Sweet header. He really wants to prove himself…
84′ Close, again. Shame.
83′ Oh! So close…but still no Cavani-goal…
81′ Raggi stole a ball. Call the Guiness book of world records…
79′ Lanza’s doing great. Now if he would just learn the Offside rules…
78′ BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
77′ That’s right Marco. Kill that gipsy.
74′ Liverani has another bad pass. ‘It’s not Liverani’s evening, i think’ You think? YOU THINK??? Stupid Scottish cunt…
73′ How is that not a free kick, you fuck?
72′ Jimmy, dude, you really want me to have a heart attack?
70′ Why the fuck did Liverani take that freekick??? Is he paying to play??
69′ Yes! Freekick in a great place, and yellow for babyface. At least the Aussie’s still fighting.
68′ Lanzafame in. Finally.
67′ The commenter annoys me. ‘Palei-mo arrrrrr onley fojf points behoind first place…’ yeah, well, it’s five points, that’s too much.
65′ Vargas has a star tattooed on his arm. I’d love to cut it out and stick it up his filthy spick ass.
63′ This seems like the end for the fighting spirit. Nobody dares to take a shot.
62′ And that’s game. Liverani error, terrible covering in the back. 1-3.
60′ Everytime Montolivo’s coming, our backline retreats. He’s 12 years old, just bring his babyface down!
58′ Tuffo being dangerous again. He reminds me of Pippo Inzaghi…ugly and gay.
57′ Kjaer is on. Great tackle.
56′ Oh yeah, that’s right, Liveblogging…nothing happened, we’re doing a good job, Comotto is terrible.
50′ Simplici-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1-2!!!!!!!! Did you see that work? Balza, Micco, Cavani and then Fabioloso!!!
49′ We’re back! Had some stream problems, so i only know that Jimmy is in. Yeey!

Halftime. Conclusions? The new NBA-season started about 45 minutes ago instead of next tuesday, Raggi + HDF = San Francisco 1906 times ten, the referee is as blind as Stevie Wonder and my hate for everything Viola has grown to a Roma-level.

47′ WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK???????????????? That was about 1 fuckin’ millimeter?????? How can you see that, but not see that fuckin’ piece of inbred diving scum toss in the ball with his hand?????????
46′ Liverani is actually playing pretty good. Micco freekick.
44′ I can’t believe it. We are creating one chance after the other, and they have two and make a 100% record…
42′ Raggi and HDF fuck it up, Zingaro scores. 0-2. Balla feels the axe hanging.
39′ Zingaro goes close, yet again.
37′ Marco Bresciano, i’m close to taking back everything I ever said about you. I’m taking your shirt out of the closet.
35′ Today’s Miccoli might well be one of Serie A’s best attackers of the season. And Dainelli already coming off. 54 is just a little too old to play top level football, Krolldrup is coming on. Never knew Serie A allowed girls to play in the first team?
33′ HDF looking a bit better, but his shoulder really seems to bother him.
32′ Ooooooh! It would’ve been so beautiful! Hippiedude, this is your day!
29′ Goddamned, why do you have to wait so long to pass that ball?????
28′ Zingaro bomb. Amelia looking good for once.
26′ Give us a goddamn consolidation penalty, you fuckin’ asshole ref! And Vargas should stop whining…
25′ Goddamn! Micco’s firing at will, but there always seems to be a Purple fag in the way…
22′ Just got a call from Balzaretti. He’s gonna do a two-legged horizontal kick on Gila’s anus.
20′ Fuck. 0-1. Tuffo drags down HDF and knocks the ball in with his hand. I hope Raggi takes both of his balls and kneecaps.
18′ Vargas, dude. It’s football, not American Football, the goal is only 2.something metres high.
16′ CamperMan shoots, misses.
14′ Tuffo controls ball with Palermitano clinging on, doesn’t go down. Nobel Prize Committee already on the phone to give him an award.
13′ The shakyness of this backline gives me worse runs than those 17 bottles of Stella last night.
10′ Good effort by The Hippie, and a good second shot by Bresciano…but not good enough yet.
9′ Defense is looking like the writing on the Chievo-blog…pretty bad.
7′ Lo Zingaro is already fuckin’ with Raggi. Not good.
6′ Miccoli shoots the ball in the net, but is 3 cm offside. Bummer.
4′ Viola-header causing danger, good clearance. Second header by Tuffo going past.
2′ Is it just me, or is Miccoli looking a little fat these days? Seems like all those panelle and arancine are finally making their way too Mighty Mouse’s belly.
1′ One minute in, and Santana already knocked down HDF…filthy argentine!

Alright already then, we’re up! I just saw Lorenzo’s eyebrow-pic, so i’m still a little shocked. Gilartuffo is playing, so is Liverani. Let’s get this thing going!

One hour and ten minutes to go. I’m counting on you guys.

1′ Shot in by Amauri, nice start.
2′ Another shot in. Not all that bad from the start, lots of posession.
4′ First Juve-chance, well defended. Caserta sure looks as ugly as ever.
5′ Great move by Cassani, Amauri almost got trough. The guys are really trying to play their way trough.

Del Piero + Nedved in the same team. You must be into SM if you’re a Juventino.

7′ Trezeguet tries something sneaky, great play by Il Capitano. Jankovic, best player of the game up to now.
9′ Cassani’s looking great. Some Anti-DP whistling from the crowd as well.
10′ Two nice opportunities. Juve-defense isn’t looking all that secure. Amauri offside, correct call.

11′ GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!

Amauri makes it 1-0, Ranieri just shat himself. What a marvellous goal! Amauri’s got time, controls it, places it beautifully out of Gigi’s range in the right top corner…MAN! What a goal.

14′ Handball Camoranesi, ref let’s play go on. Amauri dangerous again.
15′ Three dangerous Juve-moves in 35 seconds. Defense looks confident enough.

16′ Camo says ‘Vaffanculo’, gets booked. Sucker.
17′ Trez gets another chance. Il Capitano’s fault. Micco’s on the bench acting all fired up, might see him in the game today.
18′ WTF? Guana getting a wonderful shot in??? Did hell freeze over? Bosko corner. The ball recuperation is just fantastic today. Molinaro is a fuckin’ crybaby.

20′ Two players knocked out. I was playing with my balls, so I don’t know who. Nedved and Guana so it seems. No loss.

22′ Still down. Guana’s getting stretchered off, not looking good. Iaquinta in for Crapfat.
23′ Nooooo! Not Nonno! Damn.
25′ Bad kick from Jimmy, DP (does that shit stand for Double Penetration?) kicks it.
26′ Janko on a sprint, Molinaro defends.
27′ Hehe. One of the players just yelled ‘Jimmy!’
28′ Amauri’s everywhere. Dog the Bountyhunter II.
29′ Rinaudo down. Up again. Looks alright, sure hope so.

31′ We’re falling back way too much. Amauri, Bosko and Cassani are awesome.
32′ Nice freekick, but Buffon is there.
33′ Sissokko torpedoes Jankovic, raised foot. Bosko still down and crying, ****** smilin’.
35′ Vicenzo Iaquinthaha. Chiellini gets close, fails. Shiite.
37′ Too much Juve-pressure.
41′ Shit, more danger. Get that ball to the front guys!
43′ Another desperate Camo-shot. This is getting pretty boring.
45′ Amauri gets a knock. Sissokko again, planting the elbow in the chest.
47′ Five minutes of extra time.
47′ Iaquinthaha-shot, Jimmy’s got it covered. Caserta torpedoed, Grygera.
49′ Del Pussy loses the ball again. legrotaglie handballed. He sure loves to touch him some balls.
50′ GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Ricci, he must’ve heard you. Caserta rushes, goes down but sends an exellent cross, Amauri heads it past Buffoon. Miccoli sure is happy.

Half time. 30-70 ball posession, but we’re 2-0 up. Juve-Aaron is already getting his laced panties in a bunch.

We’re back for the second half. Salamishits out, Tiago in.

46′ We’re back. Nocerino is out for Tiago, slight correction.
47′ Migliccio just headbutted Tiago. Sweet.
48′ God, Chiellin has one big schnoz. He be Jewish? Tiago’s bleeding like Carrie.
51′ Salamishits is on as well, for Grygera. No subs left for Rubentus, let’s hit Del Piero hard.
52′ Shit. Del Pussy, 2-1.
53′ Clear offside from Del Pussy, goal still stand. Moggi? You in the Barbera?

55′ Sistersucko gets in again, studs on Nonno’s knee. Tiago is bleeding again. Get that man some tampons.
56′ Caserta goes for a walk, Nonno’s just a little offside.
57′ Tiago looks like one of the guys that sell carpets in Antwerp.
59′ Wow. Legrotaglie just put one from 30 metres out past the post. Jimmy would’ve never got to that.
60′ Sissokko gets in again. Has Morganti left his cards at home or what?
60′ Another Caserta shot. Not bad.
62′ Simplicio off, Bresciano on.

63′ Amauri goes down in the box, gets a little push, but didn’t deserve a PK.
65′ More Juve-pressure. Not good.
67′ Del Pussy waving at the crowd.
68′ Molinaro steps on Caserta’s ankle, Caserta down. We’re not ending with 22. Rinaudo said something about frogs to Trez, Trez gets pissed. Tiago looks more like an Indian right now, with that red dot on his face.

71′ Del Pussy, 2-2. Only Stevie Wonder couldn’t see this one coming. Fontana not looking good.
73′ Not looking good, not looking good.
77′ Boring. And I’m scared.
80′ Del Piero goes down. Already preparing for the post-game shower rituals.
81′ DP puts in on the post, Trez puts it over. We are so gonna lose this.
82′ Bosko out, Barzagli in. This gives us zero attacking opportunities.
86′ Zaccardo’s not all that bad.
86′ Iaquinta puts it over again. He was offside, but again: no flag.
90′ GOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Camo error, Caserta free kick, blocked, Cassani scores from more than 20 metres out. What a goal, what a goal. Takes shirt off, gets booked, misses next match, we don’t care.

92′ Balzaretti just tackled DP in a rugby-way. Guana is down.
93′ Nonno’s getting his freak on.

Full time. 33-67 field possession, but we made it guys. We made it. Thank you Colantuono, thank you Caserta, thank you Jimmy, thank you Amauri and thank you Cassani.

Man of the match?