Liveblog : Palermo - Rubentus

By: Steven | April 6th, 2008

Yeah! Let’s go!

1′ Shot in by Amauri, nice start.
2′ Another shot in. Not all that bad from the start, lots of posession.
4′ First Juve-chance, well defended. Caserta sure looks as ugly as ever.
5′ Great move by Cassani, Amauri almost got trough. The guys are really trying to play their way trough.

Del Piero + Nedved in the same team. You must be into SM if you’re a Juventino.

7′ Trezeguet tries something sneaky, great play by Il Capitano. Jankovic, best player of the game up to now.
9′ Cassani’s looking great. Some Anti-DP whistling from the crowd as well.
10′ Two nice opportunities. Juve-defense isn’t looking all that secure. Amauri offside, correct call.

11′ GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!

Amauri makes it 1-0, Ranieri just shat himself. What a marvellous goal! Amauri’s got time, controls it, places it beautifully out of Gigi’s range in the right top corner…MAN! What a goal.

14′ Handball Camoranesi, ref let’s play go on. Amauri dangerous again.
15′ Three dangerous Juve-moves in 35 seconds. Defense looks confident enough.

16′ Camo says ‘Vaffanculo’, gets booked. Sucker.
17′ Trez gets another chance. Il Capitano’s fault. Micco’s on the bench acting all fired up, might see him in the game today.
18′ WTF? Guana getting a wonderful shot in??? Did hell freeze over? Bosko corner. The ball recuperation is just fantastic today. Molinaro is a fuckin’ crybaby.

20′ Two players knocked out. I was playing with my balls, so I don’t know who. Nedved and Guana so it seems. No loss.

22′ Still down. Guana’s getting stretchered off, not looking good. Iaquinta in for Crapfat.
23′ Nooooo! Not Nonno! Damn.
25′ Bad kick from Jimmy, DP (does that shit stand for Double Penetration?) kicks it.
26′ Janko on a sprint, Molinaro defends.
27′ Hehe. One of the players just yelled ‘Jimmy!’
28′ Amauri’s everywhere. Dog the Bountyhunter II.
29′ Rinaudo down. Up again. Looks alright, sure hope so.

31′ We’re falling back way too much. Amauri, Bosko and Cassani are awesome.
32′ Nice freekick, but Buffon is there.
33′ Sissokko torpedoes Jankovic, raised foot. Bosko still down and crying, ****** smilin’.
35′ Vicenzo Iaquinthaha. Chiellini gets close, fails. Shiite.
37′ Too much Juve-pressure.
41′ Shit, more danger. Get that ball to the front guys!
43′ Another desperate Camo-shot. This is getting pretty boring.
45′ Amauri gets a knock. Sissokko again, planting the elbow in the chest.
47′ Five minutes of extra time.
47′ Iaquinthaha-shot, Jimmy’s got it covered. Caserta torpedoed, Grygera.
49′ Del Pussy loses the ball again. legrotaglie handballed. He sure loves to touch him some balls.
50′ GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Ricci, he must’ve heard you. Caserta rushes, goes down but sends an exellent cross, Amauri heads it past Buffoon. Miccoli sure is happy.

Half time. 30-70 ball posession, but we’re 2-0 up. Juve-Aaron is already getting his laced panties in a bunch.

We’re back for the second half. Salamishits out, Tiago in.

46′ We’re back. Nocerino is out for Tiago, slight correction.
47′ Migliccio just headbutted Tiago. Sweet.
48′ God, Chiellin has one big schnoz. He be Jewish? Tiago’s bleeding like Carrie.
51′ Salamishits is on as well, for Grygera. No subs left for Rubentus, let’s hit Del Piero hard.
52′ Shit. Del Pussy, 2-1.
53′ Clear offside from Del Pussy, goal still stand. Moggi? You in the Barbera?

55′ Sistersucko gets in again, studs on Nonno’s knee. Tiago is bleeding again. Get that man some tampons.
56′ Caserta goes for a walk, Nonno’s just a little offside.
57′ Tiago looks like one of the guys that sell carpets in Antwerp.
59′ Wow. Legrotaglie just put one from 30 metres out past the post. Jimmy would’ve never got to that.
60′ Sissokko gets in again. Has Morganti left his cards at home or what?
60′ Another Caserta shot. Not bad.
62′ Simplicio off, Bresciano on.

63′ Amauri goes down in the box, gets a little push, but didn’t deserve a PK.
65′ More Juve-pressure. Not good.
67′ Del Pussy waving at the crowd.
68′ Molinaro steps on Caserta’s ankle, Caserta down. We’re not ending with 22. Rinaudo said something about frogs to Trez, Trez gets pissed. Tiago looks more like an Indian right now, with that red dot on his face.

71′ Del Pussy, 2-2. Only Stevie Wonder couldn’t see this one coming. Fontana not looking good.
73′ Not looking good, not looking good.
77′ Boring. And I’m scared.
80′ Del Piero goes down. Already preparing for the post-game shower rituals.
81′ DP puts in on the post, Trez puts it over. We are so gonna lose this.
82′ Bosko out, Barzagli in. This gives us zero attacking opportunities.
86′ Zaccardo’s not all that bad.
86′ Iaquinta puts it over again. He was offside, but again: no flag.
90′ GOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Camo error, Caserta free kick, blocked, Cassani scores from more than 20 metres out. What a goal, what a goal. Takes shirt off, gets booked, misses next match, we don’t care.

92′ Balzaretti just tackled DP in a rugby-way. Guana is down.
93′ Nonno’s getting his freak on.

Full time. 33-67 field possession, but we made it guys. We made it. Thank you Colantuono, thank you Caserta, thank you Jimmy, thank you Amauri and thank you Cassani.

Man of the match?