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Itty Titty Transfer Bitties
By: Steven |First of all, I’m sorry for the lack of updates recently. The reason? A heatwave over Belgium with temperatures around 30-32 celcius. To make it up to you guys, a small transfer round-up.
The big boys at the helm may have said that there are no new players coming in, that doesn’t mean that we have [...]
Pre-Season Picture Round
By: Steven |So we beat Nockberge (or something like that) with three one. Goals by Cavani, and a brace by Maurizio Ciaramitaro. Ciarawho? That’s right, even I had forgotten all about him. A little bio: 26-year old Palermitano, has been with us since 2000. Zero games for the Rosanero, but loanspells to Avellino, Parma, Livorno, Cesena and [...]
Tags: Slow, News, Shit, Fan
By: Steven |Yeah, that’s right: nothing happening these days! Oh wait, except for the fact that we seem to be failing to sign just one of all our possible transfer-targets. Siena get Zuniga, Samp get Fornaroli, and we get…nothing. It’s just waiting for any news on the Thiago Neves-front.
In the meantime, here are some more rumours:
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Stadionews Fuckin’ Pisses Me Off
By: Steven |Everytime I read an article about Cavani over at the Stadionews website, I want to head over to their offices and smack their fuckin’ heads in. If you’re all that passionate about your team, it’s not that hard to remember that the kid’s name isn’t Edinson…
It’s EDISON! Like the fuckin’ inventor! You heap of retards!
Glad [...]
I am the Perez Hilton of Calcio
By: Steven |No, not because I’m slightly overweight, wear pink shirts and like to take it up the pooper (which I don’t), but because I bring you lots of rumours and gossip without any real sources!
As we all know by now, Milan has found a replacement for their fat, kinda gay lookin’, underperforming Brazilian. His replacement is, [...]
FC Messina Peloro é morte
By: Steven |It’s been bound to happen for a couple of years now, but it seems like next season Italian football might lose one of it’s Sicilian teams. FC Messina have failed to find a new owner (nobody wanted to cough up about 4.5 million euro), and the club has gone bankrupt. This means Messina will go [...]
There’s A New Kid In Town
By: Steven |Messieurs et mesdames, le nouveau boy wonder est arrivé.
Our Boys In Beijing
By: Steven |Pierluigi Casiraghi has named his Olympic team today, and we’ll have some guys up in Ching-Chongland. Antonio Nocerino and, surprisingly, Salvatore Sirigu will be in Beijing getting some weird diseases from either the air pollution or the unclean prositutes. Best of luck boys!
The End Of An Era
By: Steven |After seven years of (mostly) great transfers, Rino Foschi is out of Palermo. Not happy with the new role Zamparini wanted to give him, Foschi decided to leave. Not that he will be out of work: Genoa, Lazio, Bologna, Juventus and Livorno want him as their new DS as soon as possible. Let’s say goodbye [...]






